30.7.10

Makes me want to take a bath in a casket

Check this clip of Morgan Freeman as Count Dracula on The Electric Company...taking a bath in a coffin.

This is some weird shit, if I saw this as a child I would be scarred for life!

download this IMMEDS


500 days of Summer soundtrack + Lil Wayne.

Download for free:


You're welcome.


29.7.10

Spotted: Carmen Sandiego

Antoine Dodson


ok, so the story behind this is awful. but sweet baby jesus this is hands down the best interview i have ever had the privilege of viewing. its like david caruso on meth.

This looks itchy.

Clearly the world is running out of ideas if people are resorting to this.

wow.

a strong contender for worst idea ever, i bring you, hairy lingerie.


I have a lot to say about this. first, WHY? second, would it make more sense if these were flesh colored? I mean, if you are going to do it, why not do it all the way? Also who wears panties OVER fishnets? I really cant handle this.

Purchase your very own hairy bits here


Romantic!


Calling all sick and twisted lovebirds!!!!!

Great news, this Summer's OZZFEST is offering a new Unholy Matrimony package. Thats right, you can get married at OZZFEST!

ALL you have to bring is a marriage license, and let Ozzy handle the rest! The package includes:
  • 10 General Admission tickets for the happy couple + 8 friends
  • Official ceremony by an ordained minister by the name of MC Big Dave (really, you want to be married by MC BIG DAVE!?!?!)
  • An OZZFEST cake and champagne toast (no doubt Andre champers)
  • Early admission and a pre-show backstage tour (hosted by none other than big Dave)
  • And lots of other crap like t-shirts, tour posters, headphones, guitar picks, etc.
BUT WAIT. It gets better. Each couple to participate in Unholy Matrimony, will be entered to win the GRAND prize: A wedding gift from the Unholy Matrimony wedding registry to include a Monster Energy Refrigerator (with 12 cases of Monster) and a guitar that looks like this:

Unholy Matrimony Packages are sold out in California, New Jersey and Connecticut, but a few spots are still available in Chicago, Pittsburgh and Boston!

More info on the Ozzfest Official Website

Survival Skills 101

How to open a wine bottle with a shoe should you ever be stranded on a desert island, LOST style, without an opener (que horror!!)


genius.

Look Out Hova!!!


Meet Hikakin, a Japanese beat boxer who proves that Asians do everything better.

Check him beat boxing Super Mario Bros:


Check out more of his videos HERE

28.7.10

weird diseases i dont want to get



Capgras Delusion:
If you suffer from capgras syndrome, you believe that important people in your life have been "abducted" and replaced by identical appearing imposters.

Cotard's Syndrome:
If you suffer from cotard's, you walk around thinking you are already dead.

I MEANNNN. First, both of these are nice words for FUCKING CRAZY.


27.7.10

lohan: a life in photographs

this is my favorite picture of ALL time.
I dont care what anyone says, Lohan eats this shit up like the middle segment of a human centipede.
In honor of Lohan's release from jail, and subsequent check-in to rehab, please enjoy her life in pictures: