GIVE OLIVIA MUNN ATTENTION

Poor Olivia Munn. No one is paying attention to her so she is ripping her eyelashes out...and talking about it in national media.


Amurica first met Olivia Munn like this:

And she got attention because she is nakey and hot. 

Then she did some other stuff and no one cared. 

Then she played a boring economist on Newsroom and no one cared.

So, she has announced she suffers from a disorder known as trichotillomania and thus rips out her eyelashes. Munn claims it "doesn't hurt" but "is annoying". Wow.

WATCH. THIS. NOW.

There really aren't words. This is a zing display of courage, determination, academia, athleticism and general awesomeness. talk about improving the quality of your life: 

best. name. EVER.

Enrolled in the University of Wisconsin Whitewater (no, i mean what even is that??). Ready to meet your new faculty advisor? Great! Meet Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer. REAL. NAME. OMFGEEEEEE.

Here's a few kind words from my girl, pot soda:

Hi and welcome to U.W. Whitewater! My name is Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer and I am thrilled to be working among the outstanding individuals in the advising center. I hold a B.S.E. in Elementary Education from U.W. Whitewater and a M.S.E. in Higher Education Administration from Georgia Southern University. I enjoy cooking, fishing, shooting, motorcycling, traveling, golf, and spending time with family, friends, and loved ones.

 
I. love. this. woman.