AN IMPORTANT UPDATE ON METH

You guys. This just got serious. I have long been fascinated with meth users. I mean WHY. 

But this really takes the cake. Look at this. Look at this normal girl who was turned into elephant girl in three short years by METH:

Those little symbols stand for her skin going to shit, her teeth rotting out of her face and an increase in her age appearance. 

I can't handle this for one more second. 

You can read about old meth posts HERE, HERE and HERE. and HERE. 

Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn

Boy meets girl,

At burning man.

Boy marries girl,

with Katy Perry the (magical) Wedding Unicorn.

Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn in all her glory.

This is no ordinary Katy Perry or Wedding Unicorn (obv) - she "pees" lemonade, shoots pink FIRE and sneezes glitter.

A guest enjoys Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn's Lemonade Pee!

I mean. All I can really think to say is hallelujah. Suddenly I know what has been missing in my life. 

Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn was a wedding gift from the bride + groom's friends (fellow burning man-mates, obv). She was built in Brooklyn before being carefully transported to Vermont for the nuptials. She took four months to create and cost nearly $3,000 in materials! 

Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn shoots fire from it's uni-horn

And from another angle

Moment of true glory: Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn shoots fire
AND sneezes glitter

The bride. 

obsession.

more HERE

THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL: DOWNTON ABBEY SEASON 3!!!!

i have made the greatest discovery of all-time. 

i have discovered how to watch

DOWNTON ABBEY Season 3 online. 

If you haven't watched seasons 1 & 2 yet, you should watch them right this very second.

Stop, Collaborate and Listen:

1.  Click HERE to open Tunnel Bear 

2. Click on DOWNLOAD Tunnel Bear

3. Select Mac or PC Download

4. DOWNLOAD IT, YO

5. Open your brand new Tunnel Bear App

6. Set-up an account:

Here is the one part of this post where I will disappoint you. You must purchase the year-long option for $50. That is all this will cost and you will be able to watch TV on ANY UK site so think of all the Ab Fab and what-not this is buying you for a full year. Don't try and be cheap and buy the $5/month because it doesn't give you enough data to finish an episode (trust me, I tried).

7. Confirm email from Tunnel Bear to activate membership.

8. LOG-IN AND START TUNNEL BEAR!

9. Select "ON" for the knob on the left and "UK" for the knob on the right.

A fully connected Tunnel Bear moment! 

10. Relax, it takes a minute to connect. 

11. Connected? Now is the moment of GLORY!

Click HERE to open the ITV page that has Season 3 of Downton.

12. ENJOY

13. Send me a present or a large check for bringing this magic to your world.

ATTENTION!!!!

Only 10 days remain until the Olympics!!!

Aint That The Truth

I WANNA BE FRIENDS

with this guy

the couple that dresses together, stays together

it's awesome when couples dress alike. 

sometimes they stand apart and look pretty cool:

but then they stand together and look the most awesome ever:

Here is a magical photo journey of 

couples dressing alike:

(for some reason i hate these people above the most)

source source source source source source source source

HO-LY JE-SUS.

this boy is my new obsession. LOTS more videos of him to come.

Can I adopt him??

a toast to the future...

it's been a long time since i've rock and rolled...

i know. it's been a year since I blogged. your life has suffered and laughter has ceased to exist. i am sorry. i've been busy curing diseases and rescuing babies. now im back and better than ever. rejoice and look to the future.


there is little i love more than a photo journey. and a lifelong bad decision. so what better way to re-debut than a photo journey of matching couples tattoos. this is a real trend that I have recently been alerted to, and it's amazing. we're not talking a tasteful ring tatt (if there is such a thing? not sure there is) but pure flying of freak flags, and i love it. 
enjoy!

highschool notebok doodles...for life

Tim Burton Love: Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter

Brad and Melissa's skin grosses me out. EXFOLIATE!!!

Adding the machine gun to your Hello Kitty tattoo is a great way to be more manly

Nothing says I love you forever like a dreamcatcher. SO romantic!

I love you like toast loves a toaster....

This is just pure magic

I am most interested to see what this looks like when they are apart

And apparently this is a popular design.  prettttty lopsided. 

Where was this taken? YMCA locker room? 

I have to say, this is my favorite, On SEVERAL levels. 

Seems more like a death sentence...

HOVA! At least make them the same size?

Find a way to what? Or to whom? Die. 

Log on to Netflix, go directly to jail

Tennessee be wack, yo!

A new law has been passed making it illegal to sign into a friend's netflix account, even if they have given you the password. 

Anyone found guilty of "stealing" up to $500 could face a year in jail and a $2,500 fine. "Stealing" more than $500 and it's a felony charge with more jail time and bigger fees. 

Pretty stupid. 

ho.ly. SHIT. literally.

I mean. THIS is why the internet was invented, so we can see this woman eat her own poop. The dread-locked man's reaction is beyond priceless.

bump n grind

Apparently, Honda has created the "Ultimate Sex Robot":

The sexbot has four expandable peens, vagines in three sizes, varying levels of butt-plugs, "vibro-humping-pads" and nipple tweakers to boot.


Wow.


Do you want to take a ride on the robot sex slave train???

where's the beef?

Well, a cow in the Republic of Georgia has sprung a two-headed calf from her loins:

Sadly, the cow is refusing to nurse the baby two-head, so farmers are feeding it with a bottle. To answer your burning question, the calf eats with both heads. 

This brings up a great point, the world is ending. Maybe there is something to this whole 2012 thing and everyone should be out crossing items off the 'ole bucket list. Skeptical about the dawning of the apocalypse? Evidence:

Dead birds falling from the sky:

Dead fish and crabs washing ashore:

It's the final season of Oprah:

Sarah Palin:

The following people have written books on The New York Times bestseller list. The minds of our time:

Lauren Conrad:

Tori Spelling

 Kate Gosselin:

 Paris Hilton:

I dont think much more evidence is needed. enjoy the end of days!