Showing posts with label dumb bitches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dumb bitches. Show all posts

11.10.12

The Half Ton KILLER....

Oy. 
I assume unless you live under a rock you have heard of the Half Ton Killer. You know Mayra Rosales, the GIANT woman (she weighs 1000 pounds. ONE THOUSAND. I feel skinny) who was accused of killing her nephew (by sitting/rolling on him) and then falsely admitted to being the killer until it came out that her sister (the boy's mother) actually killed him by hitting him with a hairbrush and fatty pants was just covering up for her. 

This is some fucked up shit, 'Merica. 


Her lawyer describes meeting his obese client for the first time and mistaking parts of her body for extra pillows. 

"When you first walk in, she's got a blanket covering her; there's pillows all around her and so you don't know whether it's pillows or whether it's her," he said.

"If you reach back in again, you think this is all pillows. You make a circle and [you realize] that it's Mayra."



i actually have to hand it to this fatty. she pleaded guilty because she didn't want her sister's other children to go without a mother. that is heart warming.

however, when the coroners report stated that the child had died from being beaten not being smothered  they knew it wasn't her because she is too fat to beat someone.

that about covers it. 


1.10.12

Kay Go Away

Meet Kay.



Kay is disgusting.

Kay doesn't believe in buying toilet paper, as she doesn't see the reason in "buying something that you are just going to throw away".

Kay uses a bar of soup and some water to stay clean. Still not convinced? Kay explains how she stays clean in lieu of Quilted Northern:
"If I took a dump then I also grab soap, wipe myself down with the soap, then I take the water and rise off the soap".

Kay makes me want to die.

Here she is demonstrating:



To continue being the grossest, Kay also won't buy detergent. Here she is using a free sample, washing the dingiest shirt in creation in her bathtub (which we can safely assume is vile) and hanging her wet-but-not-clean t-shirt in her shower. 


She doesn't like driers because they not only shrink fabrics, but also "wears out clothes faster". GAWD. 

You can catch more of Kay and crazies on "Extreame Cheapskates" premiering on TLC on October 16th. 
If you dare. 



20.7.12

Two People I Want To Be Friends With Based On Their Car Scenes:


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2.

BK: Banned 4 Life

This shit nasty. 

A Burger King employee in a Cleveland, Ohio suburb posted a photo of himself stepping in the lettuce buckets. 


15 minutes after the photo was posted everyone started freaking out. Because no one wants to eat lettuce from a shoe. Especially not from an organic, sustainable establishment such as Burger King, home of the Whopper. 

The nasty shoe man and his shift manager have been fired, but Burger King still seems unsafe. 

13.7.12

the couple that dresses together, stays together

it's awesome when couples dress alike. 



sometimes they stand apart and look pretty cool:

Pajamas

but then they stand together and look the most awesome ever:

Pajamas for couples

Here is a magical photo journey of 
couples dressing alike:




(for some reason i hate these people above the most)










12.7.12

HO-LY JE-SUS.

this boy is my new obsession. LOTS more videos of him to come.



Can I adopt him??

a toast to the future...


it's been a long time since i've rock and rolled...

i know. it's been a year since I blogged. your life has suffered and laughter has ceased to exist. i am sorry. i've been busy curing diseases and rescuing babies. now im back and better than ever. rejoice and look to the future.


there is little i love more than a photo journey. and a lifelong bad decision. so what better way to re-debut than a photo journey of matching couples tattoos. this is a real trend that I have recently been alerted to, and it's amazing. we're not talking a tasteful ring tatt (if there is such a thing? not sure there is) but pure flying of freak flags, and i love it. 
enjoy!


highschool notebok doodles...for life

Tim Burton Love: Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter

Brad and Melissa's skin grosses me out. EXFOLIATE!!!

Adding the machine gun to your Hello Kitty tattoo is a great way to be more manly

Nothing says I love you forever like a dreamcatcher. SO romantic!

I love you like toast loves a toaster....

This is just pure magic

I am most interested to see what this looks like when they are apart

And apparently this is a popular design.  prettttty lopsided. 

Where was this taken? YMCA locker room? 

I have to say, this is my favorite, On SEVERAL levels. 

Seems more like a death sentence...

HOVA! At least make them the same size?

Find a way to what? Or to whom? Die. 







14.1.11

4.11.10

sweet lincoln's mullet...

Watch EVERY POSSIBLE THING go wrong on the San Diego local news:




Keep up the great work, Ron Burgandy!

29.9.10

macaroni rascals

Breaking News!!


CNN is taking a few minutes away from reporting real news to bring us something that actually matters.


Jersey Shore News. (Even if you aren't a Jersey Shore fan, you will find this to be delightful)






It seems that Jersey Shore is now being syndicated in Japan, and the translation, well, it is mind-blowingly amazing. beyond wildest hopes and dreams. 


"MTV Jersey Shore〜マカロニ野郎のニュージャージー・ライフ〜


Which means. 


Drumroll please. 


 "MTV Jersey Shore -- the New Jersey life of macaroni rascals."

The most glorious translation is explained as follows:

"Our only guess is that the folks at MTV were looking for a way to translate the Italian-American epithet 'guido' and stumbled upon something more Japanese but equally un-PC. Since this is a family website, we translated 'yaro' (野郎) as 'rascals' but the pejorative word can take on much more R-rated nuances.



According to Twitter user Daniel Feit, for all the strangeness of MTV Japan's translation, the term "macaroni rascals" does appear in the Japanese subtitles of the 1972 film "The Godfather." Someone in Programming apparently did their homework."

Read more on this fast-breaking story HERE


BUT WAIT! 


a quick photo montage of things that come up on the first page (the FIRST page) of google images when the term "macaroni rascals" is searched. enjoy:







~fini~

18.8.10

babies and bongs

Meet Rachel Stieringer.

Rachel is a dumb bitch who thought it would be funny to photograph her 11-month-old son playing with her bong. Because you know, babies smoking pot is funny?
Calling child protective services and proactiv.

read more here