4 pairs of boots, 3 pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves....

...FOUND HIDDEN IN THEIR FAT ROLLS:

no friend o mine....

The below picture is from a REAL attendance sheet at a REAL school and is the name of a REAL child. Read the first kid's first name:

FRIENDOGOD????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? This whole give my baby the weirdest name possible thing has gone TOO FAR. AND, to make matters worse, this poor child goes by "Friendo" - this poor kid will likely set themselves on fire before hitting puberty. Seems like a better option than living with that name.

oh, this is a good idea....

This is a real book cover:

The Pedophile's Guide to Love & Pleasure. A child-lover's code of conduct.

WTF.

Who allows this to be published? There must be lots of NAMBLA freaks in the publishing world.

Available for the low price of $4.79 HERE

(but seriously, if YOU are thinking of purchasing this, I'd rather you didnt read my blog)

PAGING DETECTIVES STABLER AND BENSON!!!!!

nailed it.

Spotted: ACTUAL nails on the streets of Shreveport, LA. Does anyone know what causes this? This is INSANE:

Now, speaking of nails, I've noticed a new nail trend that needs to immediately be addressed: long pointy nails. 

Here is a dramatic example:

These are noting more than prison shivs attached to fingers. 

Now that celebs are shaping their claws into daggers, the masses are sure to follow. They must be stopped.

Princess Riri:

Fergie:

At the end of the day, there is no difference between these nails and a chicken claw. 

vile.

lets get inked

it's been a while since we have gone on a photo journey. it's tatt time, inspired by the beauty that is gucci tucci. 


first and foremost, there seems to be an emerging trend of lady gaga inspired tattoos. hey, i like gaga as much as the next kid but these are beyond. please peep:

there is NO way those were all sober decisions. 

added bonus time. a selection of the worst tattoo decisions ever:

anne?