Whatever you do, dont fly Qantas

VILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Flight attendants doing a routine cabin check before a flight, found a rat in the compartment storing medical equipment, grounding the plane for more than a day.

And what was the rat doing on the plane you may ask?

The rodents had been in a cabinet holding a defibrillator. 

I cant write about this anymore bc rats are so gross.  

no friend o mine....

The below picture is from a REAL attendance sheet at a REAL school and is the name of a REAL child. Read the first kid's first name:

FRIENDOGOD????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? This whole give my baby the weirdest name possible thing has gone TOO FAR. AND, to make matters worse, this poor child goes by "Friendo" - this poor kid will likely set themselves on fire before hitting puberty. Seems like a better option than living with that name.

art and culture with freeleahpepper

All photos ever featured on this glorious blog have been magically compiled into an online gallery. actual magic bc it just appeared out of nowhere, like a rabbit in a hat (with a bat and a '64 impala). 


It's like a dark and twisted art exhibit. honestly, if these images don't improve the quality of your life, I don't know what will. 


the strangest collection of photos you will ever see can be found HERE.

STOP EVERYTHING! WATCH THIS!

this just made my day:

Every Little Step with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady from Mike Tyson

genius.

FLP EXCLUSIVE

ladies and gentlemen,

please prepare yourself for this ground breaking discovery, which we are thrilled to report to you exclusively.

sometimes amazing things happen in the universe.

like jesus toast.



or a lesson learned on a poor decision:



today, in mr. johnson's Cheetos bag (pun not intended, but appreciated), the penis Cheetos was discovered:

once a lewsie, always a lewsie

A new study has come out that concludes your personality is set by the first grade. So, if you were a loser in first grade, chances are you a loser now. Pretty much sums it up.

They found that as adults, the talkative youngsters were interested in intellectual subjects, were controlling, spoke well and had a high degree of intelligence. Children who’d been rated as highly adaptable were cheerful as middle-aged adults, and those who ranked low in adaptability as kids tended to speak negatively about themselves as adults and to display an awkward style when dealing with others.

Less impulsive children grew up to be timid and insecure, but kids who were impulsive grew up to be talkative adults with a wide range of interests.

Moral: Make your kids cool young, there is no time. even jesus cant fix this.