AN IMPORTANT UPDATE ON METH

You guys. This just got serious. I have long been fascinated with meth users. I mean WHY. 

But this really takes the cake. Look at this. Look at this normal girl who was turned into elephant girl in three short years by METH:

Those little symbols stand for her skin going to shit, her teeth rotting out of her face and an increase in her age appearance. 

I can't handle this for one more second. 

You can read about old meth posts HERE, HERE and HERE. and HERE. 

A Photo Journey: Ghetto Prom

few things make me happier than ghetto proms. 

2 dates. so pimp. 

daughter in matching dress. of course. 

i'm not a girl. not yet a woman. 

gang signs on the nip. 

my favorite part of this is him staring at her ass, which i assume to be hanging out. 

no shirt. love her. 

i think this is a wedding, but i had to add it because it's so amazing. 

this is what happens when white girls try to be ghetto. 

"Gucci, Gucci. Louis Louis.."

"Girl make sure you get my train in the shot"

serial killer. and too old for prom. 

background going-ons make this one beyond

This guy is a TRUE pimp.

parking lot red carpet.

The inspiration for all ghetto prom attendees. 

I blame Gaga for this one. 

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sponge bob square prom

I could wallpaper my entire apt with this much denim

Kay Go Away

Meet Kay.

Kay is disgusting.

Kay doesn't believe in buying toilet paper, as she doesn't see the reason in "buying something that you are just going to throw away".

Kay uses a bar of soup and some water to stay clean. Still not convinced? Kay explains how she stays clean in lieu of Quilted Northern:

"If I took a dump then I also grab soap, wipe myself down with the soap, then I take the water and rise off the soap".

Kay makes me want to die.

Here she is demonstrating:

To continue being the grossest, Kay also won't buy detergent. Here she is using a free sample, washing the dingiest shirt in creation in her bathtub (which we can safely assume is vile) and hanging her wet-but-not-clean t-shirt in her shower. 

She doesn't like driers because they not only shrink fabrics, but also "wears out clothes faster". GAWD. 

You can catch more of Kay and crazies on "Extreame Cheapskates" premiering on TLC on October 16th. 

If you dare. 

the couple that dresses together, stays together

it's awesome when couples dress alike. 

sometimes they stand apart and look pretty cool:

but then they stand together and look the most awesome ever:

Here is a magical photo journey of 

couples dressing alike:

(for some reason i hate these people above the most)

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nailed it.

Spotted: ACTUAL nails on the streets of Shreveport, LA. Does anyone know what causes this? This is INSANE:

Now, speaking of nails, I've noticed a new nail trend that needs to immediately be addressed: long pointy nails. 

Here is a dramatic example:

These are noting more than prison shivs attached to fingers. 

Now that celebs are shaping their claws into daggers, the masses are sure to follow. They must be stopped.

Princess Riri:

Fergie:

At the end of the day, there is no difference between these nails and a chicken claw. 

vile.