the couple that dresses together, stays together

it's awesome when couples dress alike. 

sometimes they stand apart and look pretty cool:

but then they stand together and look the most awesome ever:

Here is a magical photo journey of 

couples dressing alike:

(for some reason i hate these people above the most)

source source source source source source source source

HO-LY JE-SUS.

this boy is my new obsession. LOTS more videos of him to come.

Can I adopt him??

Brangelina Rules The World

T-Pain would be proud

Apple bottom jeans. Boots with the furrrrr....

American Apparel for FLDS

Alright American Apparel, we get it, you make clothes for hipsters. You make clothes that are even too hipster for the hipsters. And you trick people into thinking these hipster threads are normal and wearable. 

Behold the newest AA trend, FLDS-chic. 

If you dont remember FLDS, they are the polygamist child molesters with weird hair who look like this:

Please don't let this become a trend. 

i never do yard work, go rock climbing or engage in any sort of physical labor without my teva stilettos...

This truly is an all time low for Teva, which already is kind of an all time low, let's be honest. These actions shots are sent express-priority-return-receipt mail from the gods, mostly because the models are wearing SOCKS with their Teva Stilettos. I meannnnnnnn. Come ON, Teva! It's bad enough that we have to see middle-aged yuppies and Euros rocking the sock/sandal combo, but now this...

If you're going to be yard work chic, please follow cues from Eva Gabor, NOT Teva.

If you MUST own these (as a gag gift or science experiment only), you can do so HERE (btw, they are $330. that seems high for a Teva stiletto to me)

nothing to wear?

Grab that computer paper and get folding!

More info avail HERE

Antoine is a living Legend

Still looking for a Halloween costume idea? This is not it. 

I'm really proud of Antoine for riding his fifteen minutes...but:

Costume includes:

• Antoine Dodson Custom Hair Wig

• Red Bandana

• Black tank top

• Antoine's special rolled up paper

Costume is available here - but should you have to buy a this costume rather than make it, i deem you a fail. 

heyyyyyy snugerena!

BEHOLD THE POWER OF GENIUS MARKETING:

fashion fail: street spottings

it REALLY blows my mind what some people put on before leaving their house in the morning and they think they are ok. I often wish my job was to stand somewhere and people would come up to me and ask if their outfit is OK, and if i say no they have to go home and change. it's for their own good.

Today I saw this well dressed woman, she was attractive, her clothes we were cared for but then EGADS!! I looked down and her feet looked like so.




it was legit every ounce of self restraint I have (which isnt much) to not say something.

SNAZZY JAZZY RAZZY I WANT ONE

LADIES AND GENTS
HOLY SHIT
this is maybe better than a snuggie or a slanket

this is a SNAZZY, SLEEP IN STYLE

I love how they look Muslim, but have sheep on them.

restless sleep be gone!

vocab builder: danties

As I navigated the mean streets of NYC this weekend, I noticed a trend of girls in jean shorts sooooo short that their lady bits were about to pop out at a moments notice. They are part short, part denim, part panty....and hence the newest word in the English language was born...

DANTIES!

here kitty kitty

so many cat posts lately i fear i am destined to become one of those "cat ladies"... like this:

but fret not, it just so happens the world is EXPLODING with weird cat shit.

for example, the cat fashion show held last night at the Algonquin hotel, in celebration of the hotel's resident cat Matilda's 15th birthday. Happy Happy Matilds!!!

not only is this bat shit (it's right up there with cat massages) - but they got the worlds WEIRDEST looking cats. they do NOT want to be doing this.

Naturally, put the hairless cat in a weave:

This cat is about to cut a bitch:

Self conscious about being dressed up as the poor cat:

Can't even be bothered(this is Matilda, the bday kitty):

Ok, so they dressed them up...but now they want them to speak!?

wise sensai cat:

This is totally the ring leader cat who is plotting a mayjah mutiny move:

check out more feline fashions HERE

Do these skinny jeans make my diaper look big?

Image from Molly Dempsey of WSJ

Meet Ava Lane. Ava is 2 years old and lives in Florida. She also owns 4 pairs of skinny jeans.

She received her first pair as a gift, and they looked so cutels she had to stock up. Her brilliant mother comments:

"Babies and toddlers have big bellies, and skinny jeans are not for people with big bellies," says Ms. Lane, a 29-year-old museum marketing director. "But they still work."

I hope this "hipster for babies" trend continues and I start seeing 2 year olds in fedoras and safety-pin embellished tops.

God save Amurica.

K-Mart copy writers are awesome.

A friend was shopping for a bandana on KMart.com today and noticed the delightful description:

You will find hundreds of was [sic] to wear this classic paisley print bandana. Perfect for tying up your hair, wearing tied around your leg, and more.

Oh, K-Mart. Get yours HERE

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Rumors have it this is the first image from the newest GAP ad campaign:

(special thanks to Trey for the photo of his dear friends)

This looks itchy.

Clearly the world is running out of ideas if people are resorting to this.

wow.

a strong contender for worst idea ever, i bring you, hairy lingerie.

I have a lot to say about this. first, WHY? second, would it make more sense if these were flesh colored? I mean, if you are going to do it, why not do it all the way? Also who wears panties OVER fishnets? I really cant handle this.

Purchase your very own hairy bits here

fashionable safety

this was a terrible idea.

"fun" bike helmet design day

A Kazakhstanian Marketing/PR firm, Good!, decided to create the following bike helmets, for fun. That's it. Just for fun. I bet this went over really well at the company retreat when they explained that this year, team building would be to do work, for no reason. at all. This is such a colossal waste of time. I mean, no one is ever going to wear these, this is just a trust-fall in sheep's clothing.

watermelon/walnut:

pierced boob:
bum:
bald dude (with pierced ears!):

side burns, too much product:

See more helmets, and translate the remaining Kazakh here