Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn

Boy meets girl,

At burning man.

Boy marries girl,

with Katy Perry the (magical) Wedding Unicorn.

Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn in all her glory.

This is no ordinary Katy Perry or Wedding Unicorn (obv) - she "pees" lemonade, shoots pink FIRE and sneezes glitter.

A guest enjoys Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn's Lemonade Pee!

I mean. All I can really think to say is hallelujah. Suddenly I know what has been missing in my life. 

Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn was a wedding gift from the bride + groom's friends (fellow burning man-mates, obv). She was built in Brooklyn before being carefully transported to Vermont for the nuptials. She took four months to create and cost nearly $3,000 in materials! 

Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn shoots fire from it's uni-horn

And from another angle

Moment of true glory: Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn shoots fire
AND sneezes glitter

The bride. 

obsession.

more HERE

Monday, Monday

Mondays Blow. Everyone knows this. 

I'm here to help.  

Please enjoy this music video and series of A+ photo moments intended to turn your frown upside down. 

An Update on Gang-Banging Pedophiles....

Anyone else find something terribly wrong with this picture from New Kids On The Block?

HO-LY JE-SUS.

this boy is my new obsession. LOTS more videos of him to come.

Can I adopt him??

today is national donut day

how do you eat your donuts? As cheeseburger buns? Gross. Put it down. 

reasons why nola is superior

Please see the below Craigslist ad for yet another reason why NOLA is far superior to the rest of the country/world/universe. Ad was placed to fill a position at a popular headshop in the french quarter:



Unicorns need rounding up..please help! (NOLA)


Attention professional, EXPERIENCED RETAIL magicians, conjurers, prestidigitators, and talented arcane artisans.
Step right up onto the Blue X and weigh thine soul against those who have passed before you.
Dark forces gather against the world of mankind and we need your assistance.
Nearly one year ago we suffered a tragic fire in our hallowed halls.
Now we are renewed, rebuilt, restored...resurrected (sic)!
Be a part of our rebirth. Join us for the New Era of The Herb Import Company!
You must possess determination, valor, and an ability spin hay into gold.
Your heart must be pure, your feet quick and your eyesight keen.
If selected you must perform a 60 second interpretive dance during interview.
Archery or a knowledge of Zombie termination would be helpful.
Unicorn riding experience a plus, but not required.
If necessary you will be personally trained by The Unicorn Master.
For an interview you must first:


Apply in person at 4901 Canal Street.
Call 504-488-4889


Equal Opportunity Employer, GLBT friendly.
Sorry, no invertebrates need apply!


Location: NOLA
Compensation: $10.00/hour and up...let's talk.


Interested??? Click HERE to email to poster.

Happy Uni Hunting!

missing unicorn, please help