An Update on Gang-Banging Pedophiles....

Anyone else find something terribly wrong with this picture from New Kids On The Block?

How To Determine The Correct Breakfast Beverage

How To Determine If You Need A Pan Flute

"i can't live in a world where this could happen"...

the BIEBS was robbed at The Grammys last night. Sad for him. Sadder for this girl:

someone get this girl a record deal!

I. WORSHIP. THIS.

I am having an emo fantasy about this girl accepting her first Grammy and she tearfully thanks her single father for beginning her love of music and teaching her determination etc.

I know this is WAY too nice for a usual FLP post, but this just melts my cold, black heart.

Also, the way this guy whistles is CRAZY.

i WORSHIP this child

something is not right.

Things that make you go hmmmm....

Meet Cassius Marcellus Cornelius Clay:

ivygate

And here is Mr. Clay w Sir Kanye:

The story is a long, windy road...but basically this little kid (Yale class of '13..gah that makes me feel old!) anyway, he is apparently Kanye's new bff (read: lovah).Cassius (the child) was shopping at Barney's, looking at shoes, and Kanye compliments said shoes and I guess the two have been inseparable ever since? This makes no sense. I thought Kanye hated white people. And why this kid of all people? 

Seriously, I am SO confused. 

The deep level of confusion is stopping me from even commenting further at this time, I can only point you to IvyGate (it's like Gossip Girl meets Gawker for Ivy Leagues - awesome) to read the story in full. 

Someone please make sense of this madness. 

MGMT banned for life

MGMT is the worst live band in the history of music. I'd rather pay to see a choir of dogs howl at the moon. NEVER EVER SEE THEM. Boycott.

nerd porn

download this IMMEDS

500 days of Summer soundtrack + Lil Wayne.

Download for free:

http://www.500daysofweezy.com/

You're welcome.

Romantic!

Calling all sick and twisted lovebirds!!!!!

Great news, this Summer's OZZFEST is offering a new Unholy Matrimony package. Thats right, you can get married at OZZFEST!

ALL you have to bring is a marriage license, and let Ozzy handle the rest! The package includes:

• 10 General Admission tickets for the happy couple + 8 friends
• Official ceremony by an ordained minister by the name of MC Big Dave (really, you want to be married by MC BIG DAVE!?!?!)
• An OZZFEST cake and champagne toast (no doubt Andre champers)
• Early admission and a pre-show backstage tour (hosted by none other than big Dave)
• And lots of other crap like t-shirts, tour posters, headphones, guitar picks, etc.

BUT WAIT. It gets better. Each couple to participate in Unholy Matrimony, will be entered to win the GRAND prize: A wedding gift from the Unholy Matrimony wedding registry to include a Monster Energy Refrigerator (with 12 cases of Monster) and a guitar that looks like this:

Unholy Matrimony Packages are sold out in California, New Jersey and Connecticut, but a few spots are still available in Chicago, Pittsburgh and Boston!

More info on the Ozzfest Official Website

Look Out Hova!!!

Meet Hikakin, a Japanese beat boxer who proves that Asians do everything better.

Check him beat boxing Super Mario Bros:

Check out more of his videos HERE

jon b. is the next k-fed

jon b. is the next big thing in entertainment. 244 people in detroit demanded it so.

see the crooner in action, and demand him in a city near you!