My latest obsession,
EVERYTHING is made of food. Everything.
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Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
1.8.12
20.7.12
BK: Banned 4 Life
This shit nasty.
A Burger King employee in a Cleveland, Ohio suburb posted a photo of himself stepping in the lettuce buckets.
15 minutes after the photo was posted everyone started freaking out. Because no one wants to eat lettuce from a shoe. Especially not from an organic, sustainable establishment such as Burger King, home of the Whopper.
The nasty shoe man and his shift manager have been fired, but Burger King still seems unsafe.
18.7.12
17.7.12
DELTA: Banned 4 LIFE
This is unfortunate, mainly because I have so many Frequent Flier miles that will now go to waste. Le sigh.
So, on FOUR separate Delta flights leaving Amsterdam, SIX one-inch needles have been found inside of sandwiches. This is some vile shit.
SIDE NOTE: Needle aside, that sandwich looks disgusting. That meat is 30 different colors and looks hard and dry and the cheese looks scary and it generally just makes my mouth hurt.
ONE of the passengers, James Tonges, has actually been put on a precautionary anti-HIV medication while they wait for test results as he found the needle when it poked the top of his mouth during the second bite of his nasty sandwich.
"It's just kind of a wait and see game now," Tonges said."That's rough." I said.
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| James Tonges, looking pissed |
HOWEVER, good 'ole James Tonges son, who was traveling on a separate but equal flight ALSO BIT A NEEDLE. Unlike his poppa a young Tongs kept his needle (suspect) rather than give it to the police as he is planning a lawsuit. Call me (maybe) crazy but in my day when a father and son duo both eat needles at different times and plan to sue they are probably scammin' yo ass.
Sooooo that's all crazy and I can't wait to see what happens.
12.7.12
bravo, pizza hut.
usually i mock new fast food offerings. but in this case, hats off!
Pizza Hut has created a new Garlic Bread Pizza. Wowie Zowie. This actually looks pretty awesome.
3.6.11
28.10.10
Here Fishy Fishy
The fine country of Japan produces many unique dishes, but this is just vile. Tuna-Mayo Doritos. Now, upon first gander I thought this might be worth a try, like a spicy tuna roll in chip form. that i like. however, please read the official Frito Lay descriptor:
The Gourmet versions are back just in time for the new year. These Doritos are double fried for maximum crispiness and flavored with a wonderful new idea for a seasoning. Think of it as a toasted tuna fish sandwich. Mmmm!
Tuna fish is realllllly putrid (canned fish?) no. These just took a really unfortunate turn.
Brave enough to try them???? Buy some HERE and please report back.
23.10.10
breakfast of champions
ladies and gentlemen,
behold the meat martini:
His website www.rathergood.com is pretty bat shit, but worth checking out.
Ease in with a COMPLETE photo documentation of him creating and eating the Meat Martini HERE
I also recommend BACON ROCKET
behold the meat martini:
Breakin' it down:
- martini glass made of bacon and only bacon
- filled w scrambled eggs
- ice cubes made of haslet (pork meatloaf)
- garnished with a black pudding slice (apparently black pudding is a sausage composed of blood and fat of pig)
- dont forget the mushroom umbrella
- finished off with a sausage swizzle stick and a cherry tomato
Now, while this is amazing what is even more amazing is the man behind the meat martini. the man, the myth, the legend: Joel Veitch
Ease in with a COMPLETE photo documentation of him creating and eating the Meat Martini HERE
I also recommend BACON ROCKET
29.9.10
we're all moving to dayton!
A genius man by the nombre of Tristan Koehler has decided to improve the quality of life in Dayton, Ohio by offering breakfast pizza at his Domino's franchise.
I love Tristan Koehler.
Not only is this the only Domino's to serve breakfast, but it is also the ONLY 24-hour Dominos in the United States. Gah!
The glorious breakfast treat features egg and cheese on a pizza crust (not the above masterpiece) and suggested topping combos include ham and bacon, onions and jalapenos, and onion, green pepper and mushrooms. Unlike mean McDonalds, the breakfast pizza is available all day.
Im currently applying for jobs in Dayton...and you can read more HERE
23.9.10
Magically Delicious!
If you grew up like me, Lucky Charms were a cereal of legend, not allowed in my hippie household but PRE GOLD when I happened to be at someone else's house with less sugar-strict parentals.
Even though I now know Lucky Charms are vile, I do get excited whenever I think about those magical crispy crunchy lil gems
WELL. Get excited. A new website, www.CerealMarshmellows.com (points for original name) is selling MARSHMELLOW ONLY cereal. Yes, all marshies, all the time!
These lil bit's of leprechaun lovin' are best purchased in bulk - you can get 95 lbs for about $400, should be set for life with 95 lbs :)
Happy Breakfasting!
fatty cakes
As if we needed more reasons not to be obese...a new study out of George Washington University is the icing on the cake.
NY Post is reporting
Being obese costs women at least $4,879 more a year than if they were regular-sized -- and nearly twice what their fatty male counterparts have to pay for carrying around too much extra weight
The study goes on to say that while fat men make the same as their fit counterparts, fat women earn about $1,855 less a year.
BUT both obese boys and girls have to pay more than their skinny counterparts, reaching into their wallets for higher medical bills, more sick days, more gas to schlep their big 'ole bodies in their cars and while the study doesnt point it out, lets be honest, they spend more on food.
SO my skinny minny readers, think about this next time you are reaching for a KFC double down
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