THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL: DOWNTON ABBEY SEASON 3!!!!

i have made the greatest discovery of all-time. 

i have discovered how to watch

DOWNTON ABBEY Season 3 online. 

If you haven't watched seasons 1 & 2 yet, you should watch them right this very second.

Stop, Collaborate and Listen:

1.  Click HERE to open Tunnel Bear 

2. Click on DOWNLOAD Tunnel Bear

3. Select Mac or PC Download

4. DOWNLOAD IT, YO

5. Open your brand new Tunnel Bear App

6. Set-up an account:

Here is the one part of this post where I will disappoint you. You must purchase the year-long option for $50. That is all this will cost and you will be able to watch TV on ANY UK site so think of all the Ab Fab and what-not this is buying you for a full year. Don't try and be cheap and buy the $5/month because it doesn't give you enough data to finish an episode (trust me, I tried).

7. Confirm email from Tunnel Bear to activate membership.

8. LOG-IN AND START TUNNEL BEAR!

9. Select "ON" for the knob on the left and "UK" for the knob on the right.

A fully connected Tunnel Bear moment! 

10. Relax, it takes a minute to connect. 

11. Connected? Now is the moment of GLORY!

Click HERE to open the ITV page that has Season 3 of Downton.

12. ENJOY

13. Send me a present or a large check for bringing this magic to your world.

Kay Go Away

Meet Kay.

Kay is disgusting.

Kay doesn't believe in buying toilet paper, as she doesn't see the reason in "buying something that you are just going to throw away".

Kay uses a bar of soup and some water to stay clean. Still not convinced? Kay explains how she stays clean in lieu of Quilted Northern:

"If I took a dump then I also grab soap, wipe myself down with the soap, then I take the water and rise off the soap".

Kay makes me want to die.

Here she is demonstrating:

To continue being the grossest, Kay also won't buy detergent. Here she is using a free sample, washing the dingiest shirt in creation in her bathtub (which we can safely assume is vile) and hanging her wet-but-not-clean t-shirt in her shower. 

She doesn't like driers because they not only shrink fabrics, but also "wears out clothes faster". GAWD. 

You can catch more of Kay and crazies on "Extreame Cheapskates" premiering on TLC on October 16th. 

If you dare. 

I am NOT a hipster!

If you like Jersey Shore, you will sort of like Hipster Shore:

Hipster Shore - watch more funny videos

Vuvu-grenade whistle

This is why DJ Pauly D is my second favorite Jersey Shore cast member:

macaroni rascals

Breaking News!!


CNN is taking a few minutes away from reporting real news to bring us something that actually matters.


Jersey Shore News. (Even if you aren't a Jersey Shore fan, you will find this to be delightful)

It seems that Jersey Shore is now being syndicated in Japan, and the translation, well, it is mind-blowingly amazing. beyond wildest hopes and dreams. 


"MTV Jersey Shore〜マカロニ野郎のニュージャージー・ライフ〜" 


Which means. 


Drumroll please. 


 "MTV Jersey Shore -- the New Jersey life of macaroni rascals."

The most glorious translation is explained as follows:

"Our only guess is that the folks at MTV were looking for a way to translate the Italian-American epithet 'guido' and stumbled upon something more Japanese but equally un-PC. Since this is a family website, we translated 'yaro' (野郎) as 'rascals' but the pejorative word can take on much more R-rated nuances.

According to Twitter user Daniel Feit, for all the strangeness of MTV Japan's translation, the term "macaroni rascals" does appear in the Japanese subtitles of the 1972 film "The Godfather." Someone in Programming apparently did their homework."

Read more on this fast-breaking story HERE


BUT WAIT! 


a quick photo montage of things that come up on the first page (the FIRST page) of google images when the term "macaroni rascals" is searched. enjoy:

~fini~

o-o-o-oprah face o-o-oprah faaaaace

This website is genius

Faces of the Last Season Of Oprah

While you are at it, click HERE to Oprah-fy yourself!

DVR ALERT

Antoine Dodson will be on the Today Show tomorrow, Wednesday August 25th.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

If you dont know Antoine, learn about him HERE

chance of rain

it must be tough to be a weatherman, i mean, try as you might there is no way you can be good at your job. you just can't win. this weatherman tries to stand up for himself, and ends up having an on-air seizure:

and the secret ingredient is...

go-go gadget arms

inspector gadget theme song played on a homemade beer-bottle-drum-thing.

enough said.

billy the exterminator

billy the exterminator is a god among men.

the star of his own a&e reality show (if you dont watch this, set your dvr NOW...weds 10/9C) billy and his amazing family own a no bullshit exterminator business, VexCon, in Louisiana and saves innocent families from gators, skunks, snakes and more!

this family brings the south (which i loove) to a whole new level. i couldnt have dreamt better characters, they are all bat shit, for example, billy:

There are many things to love about billy.

His hairstyle, soul patch and appreciation of animals:

his silver shoulder studs (pretty much omnipresent):
his use of silver accessories in general:

his professionalism in every situation (seen here fighting bees):

Catch up on full episodes

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