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7.10.12

Hulk Hogan Sex Tape.

Oh yeah, you read that right.

In what can only be explained as the end of days, a sex tape of Hulk Hogan and his BFF Bubba's ex-wife has surfaced to haunt us forever.

Before we get into the good stuff,

I'd like to set the stage.

This is DJ Bubba The Love Sponge,

BFF of Hulk Hogan:

This is his ex-wife, Heather Clem and her dog:

(N.B: Heather and Bubba were married at the time the sex tape was filmed. eeeeeks!)

This is what Hulk Hogan looks like in case you forgot:

This is Linda Hogan:

(Upping the scandal factor, Hulk was married to Linda at the time this was filmed!!)

OK. Stage is set. A full length 30-minute tape is floating around but so far only this one minute clip has been released. Now, the sex is minimal but this tape is still AMAZING thanks entirely to the subtitles. Please enjoy:

Full recap available HERE

31.7.12

Olympic Porn

Courtesy of US Swimming hottie, Tom Daley:

27.7.12

Virgin Diaries

The Virgin Diaries is an amazing show on TLC.

You may remember the hype around these lovely V's sucking brain face at their wedding, which also happened to be their first kiss ever:

Meet Dan and his fiancé Patrice.

In the newest episode, they tell us a little bit about themselves.

Dan: "I am looking forward to having sex for the first time, and seeing a woman naked for the first time."

Patrice: "And I have never had sex with a white guy."

GET IT, PATRICE!

3.6.11

What are you doing this weekend?

Go on a picnic!

13.1.11

bump n grind

Apparently, Honda has created the "Ultimate Sex Robot":

The sexbot has four expandable peens, vagines in three sizes, varying levels of butt-plugs, "vibro-humping-pads" and nipple tweakers to boot.

Wow.

Do you want to take a ride on the robot sex slave train???

6.1.11

Vuvu-grenade whistle

This is why DJ Pauly D is my second favorite Jersey Shore cast member:

18.11.10

great balls of fire

Ezekiel A. Ashman has had better days. Ezekiel is/was (status unknown) dating a young lady by the name of Amanda Victor. Amanda was very mad because Ezekiel had been seeing his ex girlfriend. During a heated argument, Ezekiel slapped Amanda. Naturally, Amanda got mad. Amanda retaliated by "grabbing hold of Ashman's testicle sack and tearing the scrotum open with her hands".

Police were called and arrived to find Ezekiel dripping with the blood and "with lacerations to his ballbag. When asked what happened, Zekiey simply responded "She ripped my balls off".

Well put. Zekiey was admitted to a local hospital and both were charged with assault.

Wait. It gets better. I found a picture of Ezekiel and his lady (for real, i found them on facebook):

Hayyyy Girl! Love your shoes!!!!

You're welcome.

11.11.10

funny emails from my friends

From a friend trying to make a list of their sexual conquests, but having trouble remembering some names:

i just started and already have entries "SD rando" ,"Alphabet City person" and "girl who thought i was in arrested development"

hide ya kids, hide ya wives

Bad reality TV is my life fuel. It's amazing to me that these people exist in real life. AMAZING. Even the writers of LOST (who are the smartest, best writers on earth) couldnt make this shit up.

Real Housewives (of all cities) happens to be one of the most genius franchises on earth. From table flipping to death threats to gold diggers to weave ripping to fake cancer - these shows are the sweet nectar of the gods.

And just when I think I have seen it all, something even better happens. While this is HIGHLY inapprops for primetime TV (read: I am officially old when TV offends me. Pffhh) it is also MIND BLOWING that these are REAL people who REALLY thought this was a good idea.

Please view the selected screen shots below from Real Housewives of ATL star Phaedra Parks and her ex-con husband doing a pregnancy photo shoot:

(a special thank you to Lord Lloyd for helping me aquire these images)

this aint no chewing gum....

if you do nothing else today, or in your life, watch this

29.9.10

something is not right.

Things that make you go hmmmm....

Meet Cassius Marcellus Cornelius Clay:

ivygate

And here is Mr. Clay w Sir Kanye:

The story is a long, windy road...but basically this little kid (Yale class of '13..gah that makes me feel old!) anyway, he is apparently Kanye's new bff (read: lovah).Cassius (the child) was shopping at Barney's, looking at shoes, and Kanye compliments said shoes and I guess the two have been inseparable ever since? This makes no sense. I thought Kanye hated white people. And why this kid of all people?

Seriously, I am SO confused.

The deep level of confusion is stopping me from even commenting further at this time, I can only point you to IvyGate (it's like Gossip Girl meets Gawker for Ivy Leagues - awesome) to read the story in full.

Someone please make sense of this madness.

23.9.10

International Sexcapades

Today the Telegraph reports:

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

But don't worry, here are the international men and women you should be pursuing:

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada