A Photo Journey: Ghetto Prom

few things make me happier than ghetto proms. 

2 dates. so pimp. 

daughter in matching dress. of course. 

i'm not a girl. not yet a woman. 

gang signs on the nip. 

my favorite part of this is him staring at her ass, which i assume to be hanging out. 

no shirt. love her. 

i think this is a wedding, but i had to add it because it's so amazing. 

this is what happens when white girls try to be ghetto. 

"Gucci, Gucci. Louis Louis.."

"Girl make sure you get my train in the shot"

serial killer. and too old for prom. 

background going-ons make this one beyond

This guy is a TRUE pimp.

parking lot red carpet.

The inspiration for all ghetto prom attendees. 

I blame Gaga for this one. 

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sponge bob square prom

I could wallpaper my entire apt with this much denim

Hulk Hogan Sex Tape.

Oh yeah, you read that right.

In what can only be explained as the end of days, a sex tape of Hulk Hogan and his BFF Bubba's ex-wife has surfaced to haunt us forever.

Before we get into the good stuff, 

I'd like to set the stage.

This is DJ Bubba The Love Sponge,

BFF of Hulk Hogan:

This is his ex-wife, Heather Clem and her dog:

(N.B: Heather and Bubba were married at the time the sex tape was filmed. eeeeeks!)

This is what Hulk Hogan looks like in case you forgot:

This is Linda Hogan:

(Upping the scandal factor, Hulk was married to Linda at the time this was filmed!!)

OK. Stage is set. A full length 30-minute tape is floating around but so far only this one minute clip has been released. Now, the sex is minimal but this tape is still AMAZING thanks entirely to the subtitles. Please enjoy:

Full recap available HERE

T-Pain would be proud

Apple bottom jeans. Boots with the furrrrr....

do the hoochie coochie

This video is very important for survival. Should you ever be in the slammer, or sentenced to confinement in a dry Mormon county, the below shows how to make 'hooch' aka prison wine:

shout out to Sprinks Buck

Makes me want to take a bath in a casket

Check this clip of Morgan Freeman as Count Dracula on The Electric Company...taking a bath in a coffin.

This is some weird shit, if I saw this as a child I would be scarred for life!

Survival Skills 101

How to open a wine bottle with a shoe should you ever be stranded on a desert island, LOST style, without an opener (que horror!!)

genius.

lohan: a life in photographs

this is my favorite picture of ALL time.

I dont care what anyone says, Lohan eats this shit up like the middle segment of a human centipede.

In honor of Lohan's release from jail, and subsequent check-in to rehab, please enjoy her life in pictures: