moment of zen

a photo-bomb. cat and dog style.

CarStache. Gave me a Rash.

Accessories are all the rage, but accessories for your car? This makes me feel road rage. Like neon lights and vanity plates. But this has gone one step too far....


Behold, the CarStache!

Now. If I ran this company, I would have celebrity 'staches to choose from. Obv.

Here would be my top pics:

The Tom Selleck

Amish Paradise

Friedrich Nietzsche 

and my top seller, Hulkamania

Click HERE to pimp your ride!



PS. If you work for Carstache and try to steal my celeb ideas, I will hunt you down and shave your face.

funny emails from my friends

Last night i burped and it sounded like a Kitten crying. NO. JOKE. i wish so bad i could recreate. it was so awesome and so weird!

duck tails - woooo!

A VERY special thank you to Mr. Buren Von Yondoline for this fodder.

Ducks have the largest peen's, proportionally speaking. Watch this video. There is even a money shot. I cant...

this bear is stupid, but awesome