The Half Ton KILLER....

Oy. 

I assume unless you live under a rock you have heard of the Half Ton Killer. You know Mayra Rosales, the GIANT woman (she weighs 1000 pounds. ONE THOUSAND. I feel skinny) who was accused of killing her nephew (by sitting/rolling on him) and then falsely admitted to being the killer until it came out that her sister (the boy's mother) actually killed him by hitting him with a hairbrush and fatty pants was just covering up for her. 

This is some fucked up shit, 'Merica. 

Her lawyer describes meeting his obese client for the first time and mistaking parts of her body for extra pillows. 

"When you first walk in, she's got a blanket covering her; there's pillows all around her and so you don't know whether it's pillows or whether it's her," he said.

"If you reach back in again, you think this is all pillows. You make a circle and [you realize] that it's Mayra."

i actually have to hand it to this fatty. she pleaded guilty because she didn't want her sister's other children to go without a mother. that is heart warming.

however, when the coroners report stated that the child had died from being beaten not being smothered  they knew it wasn't her because she is too fat to beat someone.

that about covers it. 

BK: Banned 4 Life

This shit nasty. 

A Burger King employee in a Cleveland, Ohio suburb posted a photo of himself stepping in the lettuce buckets. 

15 minutes after the photo was posted everyone started freaking out. Because no one wants to eat lettuce from a shoe. Especially not from an organic, sustainable establishment such as Burger King, home of the Whopper. 

The nasty shoe man and his shift manager have been fired, but Burger King still seems unsafe. 

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the couple that dresses together, stays together

it's awesome when couples dress alike. 

sometimes they stand apart and look pretty cool:

but then they stand together and look the most awesome ever:

Here is a magical photo journey of 

couples dressing alike:

(for some reason i hate these people above the most)

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bravo, pizza hut.

usually i mock new fast food offerings. but in this case, hats off!

Pizza Hut has created a new Garlic Bread Pizza. Wowie Zowie. This actually looks pretty awesome. 

Getcha Some.

today is national donut day

how do you eat your donuts? As cheeseburger buns? Gross. Put it down. 

4 pairs of boots, 3 pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves....

...FOUND HIDDEN IN THEIR FAT ROLLS:

fatty cakes

As if we needed more reasons not to be obese...a new study out of George Washington University is the icing on the cake.

NY Post is reporting

Being obese costs women at least $4,879 more a year than if they were regular-sized -- and nearly twice what their fatty male counterparts have to pay for carrying around too much extra weight

The study goes on to say that while fat men make the same as their fit counterparts, fat women earn about $1,855 less a year.

BUT both obese boys and girls have to pay more than their skinny counterparts, reaching into their wallets for higher medical bills, more sick days, more gas to schlep their big 'ole bodies in their cars and while the study doesnt point it out, lets be honest, they spend more on food.

SO my skinny minny readers, think about this next time you are reaching for a KFC double down