AND WE ARE BACK

my 2011 resolution is to update more. Diana said I had to start today. So here we goooooo!

funny emails from my friends

You guys I'm not eating until LA, where I will wear gigantic wrap sweaters and huge sunglasses while pretending to be surprised when I'm spotted by the paps. 

nutmeg is the gateway to meth

kids these days.


the new trend is to get high off nutmeg. kids are raiding mom's spice cabinet to get high. this grosses me out. 






a quick youtube search reveals why no one should be smoking nutmeg:







more info here

4 pairs of boots, 3 pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves....

...FOUND HIDDEN IN THEIR FAT ROLLS:

i never do yard work, go rock climbing or engage in any sort of physical labor without my teva stilettos...

This truly is an all time low for Teva, which already is kind of an all time low, let's be honest. These actions shots are sent express-priority-return-receipt mail from the gods, mostly because the models are wearing SOCKS with their Teva Stilettos. I meannnnnnnn. Come ON, Teva! It's bad enough that we have to see middle-aged yuppies and Euros rocking the sock/sandal combo, but now this...

If you're going to be yard work chic, please follow cues from Eva Gabor, NOT Teva.

If you MUST own these (as a gag gift or science experiment only), you can do so HERE (btw, they are $330. that seems high for a Teva stiletto to me)