Clearly the world is running out of ideas if people are resorting to this.
a strong contender for worst idea ever, i bring you, hairy lingerie.
I have a lot to say about this. first, WHY? second, would it make more sense if these were flesh colored? I mean, if you are going to do it, why not do it all the way? Also who wears panties OVER fishnets? I really cant handle this.
Great news, this Summer's OZZFEST is offering a new Unholy Matrimony package. Thats right, you can get married at OZZFEST!
ALL you have to bring is a marriage license, and let Ozzy handle the rest! The package includes:
10 General Admission tickets for the happy couple + 8 friends
Official ceremony by an ordained minister by the name of MC Big Dave (really, you want to be married by MC BIG DAVE!?!?!)
An OZZFEST cake and champagne toast (no doubt Andre champers)
Early admission and a pre-show backstage tour (hosted by none other than big Dave)
And lots of other crap like t-shirts, tour posters, headphones, guitar picks, etc.
BUT WAIT. It gets better. Each couple to participate in Unholy Matrimony, will be entered to win the GRAND prize: A wedding gift from the Unholy Matrimony wedding registry to include a Monster Energy Refrigerator (with 12 cases of Monster) and a guitar that looks like this:
Unholy Matrimony Packages are sold out in California, New Jersey and Connecticut, but a few spots are still available in Chicago, Pittsburgh and Boston!