You guys. This just got serious. I have long been fascinated with meth users. I mean WHY.
But this really takes the cake. Look at this. Look at this normal girl who was turned into elephant girl in three short years by METH:
Those little symbols stand for her skin going to shit, her teeth rotting out of her face and an increase in her age appearance.
I can't handle this for one more second.
Boy meets girl,
At burning man.
Boy marries girl,
with Katy Perry the (magical) Wedding Unicorn.
|Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn in all her glory.|
This is no ordinary Katy Perry or Wedding Unicorn (obv) - she "pees" lemonade, shoots pink FIRE and sneezes glitter.
|A guest enjoys Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn's Lemonade Pee!|
I mean. All I can really think to say is hallelujah. Suddenly I know what has been missing in my life.
Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn was a wedding gift from the bride + groom's friends (fellow burning man-mates, obv). She was built in Brooklyn before being carefully transported to Vermont for the nuptials. She took four months to create and cost nearly $3,000 in materials!
|Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn shoots fire from it's uni-horn|
|And from another angle|
|Moment of true glory: Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn shoots fire |
AND sneezes glitter