this is bullshit.

UGH. This is such a haze.

Some super bored astronomers have restored the original Babylonian zodiac by recalculating the dates associated with each sign to accommodate shifts in the Earth's axis. HUH? Exactly.

Here is the new zodiac, which is total shit for brains:

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus:* Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

* Discarded by the Babylonians because they wanted 12 signs per year ( ALSO STUPID - that sounds like the coolest sign yet!)
A shot at an explanation from the Minnesota Planetarium Society, who is responsible for this mess:
"When [astrologers] say that the sun is in Pisces, it's really not in Pisces," said Parke Kunkle, a board member of the Minnesota Planetarium Society.

SO. This means I have lived my entire life as an Aries, which, if you know me i AM AN ARIES, and now I am supposed to be Pisces!?!?! I mean, i LOVE me some Pisces but I refuse to be one. I am sorry.

My world is crumbling around me.

you're so vain...

Points for spelling.

Thanks to BobbyDi for this pic.


Empire State of Mind

This is pretty amaze. Makes me sad and love NYC all at once. Mind altering substances are recommended for optimal viewing pleasure:

NYC - Mindrelic Timelapse from Mindrelic on Vimeo.

IM DA ISH - vanity plates!

Send me your spottings!


Now, I hate rodents, decidedly more than the next gal, but this is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DISGUSTING. If this happened to me I would get a face transplant ala John Travolta and Nic Cage in FACE OFF.


Maybe take a cab today!

bump n grind

Apparently, Honda has created the "Ultimate Sex Robot":

The sexbot has four expandable peens, vagines in three sizes, varying levels of butt-plugs, "vibro-humping-pads" and nipple tweakers to boot.


Do you want to take a ride on the robot sex slave train???

where's the beef?

Well, a cow in the Republic of Georgia has sprung a two-headed calf from her loins:

Sadly, the cow is refusing to nurse the baby two-head, so farmers are feeding it with a bottle. To answer your burning question, the calf eats with both heads. 

This brings up a great point, the world is ending. Maybe there is something to this whole 2012 thing and everyone should be out crossing items off the 'ole bucket list. Skeptical about the dawning of the apocalypse? Evidence:
Dead birds falling from the sky:

Dead fish and crabs washing ashore:

It's the final season of Oprah:

Sarah Palin:

The following people have written books on The New York Times bestseller list. The minds of our time:
Lauren Conrad:

Tori Spelling
 Kate Gosselin:
 Paris Hilton:

I dont think much more evidence is needed. enjoy the end of days!


American Apparel for FLDS

Alright American Apparel, we get it, you make clothes for hipsters. You make clothes that are even too hipster for the hipsters. And you trick people into thinking these hipster threads are normal and wearable. 

Behold the newest AA trend, FLDS-chic. 

If you dont remember FLDS, they are the polygamist child molesters with weird hair who look like this:

Please don't let this become a trend. 

calling all intergalactic chubby chaser baby daddys!

There is a blob in outer space. AND IT IS ALIVE AND LONELY!

New photos from the Hubble Telescope recently released by NASA show a green blob, about the same size as our very own Milky Way GALAXY. The blob creature is GIVING BIRTH to new stars, considered young at a few million years old in remote parts of the galaxy where stars dont normally form. 


The pressure that creates the stars causes parts of the blob to collapse which makes it appear ALLLIIIVVEEEE. 

Bill Keel, the astronomer who explained the phenomenon, said that parts of the blob are collapsing and that pressure makes "very lonely newborn stars" that are "in the middle of nowhere."

Here is a real picture of the glorious blob:



I realize that it is VURRY cold in NYC, but this is unacceptable behavior. I will be spending my night hunting this mythical beast.

someone get this girl a record deal!


I am having an emo fantasy about this girl accepting her first Grammy and she tearfully thanks her single father for beginning her love of music and teaching her determination etc.

I know this is WAY too nice for a usual FLP post, but this just melts my cold, black heart.

Also, the way this guy whistles is CRAZY.


How I have always dreamt my wedding day to be:


Also, why on EARTH is the bride wearing BLACK tights under her dress? Thats almost more distrubing to me than this wedding/the people/tazering.

The worst pick up line of 2010 goes to...

... Mark Anthony Richardson Jr. This man is up for biggest fail of the year and not just because he looks like Sonic the Hedgehog and Neil Patrick Harris had a deranged baby child.

Mr. Jr Richardson has been posing as an autistic man so that baby sitters (who he does not need) will clean his diaper, sexually arousing him.

EW. This man is vile and should be publicly humiliated and tarred and feathered and castrated. And probably some other stuff too.

Now, this pint-sized almost midge (he is only 4' 9" - thats like Snooki sized) is currently being held in jail after being charged with a variety of a felony count of sexual battery and SEVEN misdemeanors.

Anyone in Oklahoma should track this dude down and fuck him up.

Vuvu-grenade whistle

This is why DJ Pauly D is my second favorite Jersey Shore cast member: