Calling all sick and twisted lovebirds!!!!!

Great news, this Summer's OZZFEST is offering a new Unholy Matrimony package. Thats right, you can get married at OZZFEST!

ALL you have to bring is a marriage license, and let Ozzy handle the rest! The package includes:
  • 10 General Admission tickets for the happy couple + 8 friends
  • Official ceremony by an ordained minister by the name of MC Big Dave (really, you want to be married by MC BIG DAVE!?!?!)
  • An OZZFEST cake and champagne toast (no doubt Andre champers)
  • Early admission and a pre-show backstage tour (hosted by none other than big Dave)
  • And lots of other crap like t-shirts, tour posters, headphones, guitar picks, etc.
BUT WAIT. It gets better. Each couple to participate in Unholy Matrimony, will be entered to win the GRAND prize: A wedding gift from the Unholy Matrimony wedding registry to include a Monster Energy Refrigerator (with 12 cases of Monster) and a guitar that looks like this:

Unholy Matrimony Packages are sold out in California, New Jersey and Connecticut, but a few spots are still available in Chicago, Pittsburgh and Boston!

More info on the Ozzfest Official Website

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