best. name. EVER.

Enrolled in the University of Wisconsin Whitewater (no, i mean what even is that??). Ready to meet your new faculty advisor? Great! Meet Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer. REAL. NAME. OMFGEEEEEE.

Here's a few kind words from my girl, pot soda:

Hi and welcome to U.W. Whitewater! My name is Marijuana Pepsi Sawyer and I am thrilled to be working among the outstanding individuals in the advising center. I hold a B.S.E. in Elementary Education from U.W. Whitewater and a M.S.E. in Higher Education Administration from Georgia Southern University. I enjoy cooking, fishing, shooting, motorcycling, traveling, golf, and spending time with family, friends, and loved ones.

 
I. love. this. woman.