CarStache. Gave me a Rash.

Accessories are all the rage, but accessories for your car? This makes me feel road rage. Like neon lights and vanity plates. But this has gone one step too far....


Behold, the CarStache!

Now. If I ran this company, I would have celebrity 'staches to choose from. Obv.

Here would be my top pics:

The Tom Selleck

Amish Paradise

Friedrich Nietzsche 

and my top seller, Hulkamania

Click HERE to pimp your ride!



PS. If you work for Carstache and try to steal my celeb ideas, I will hunt you down and shave your face.