Hulk Hogan Sex Tape.

Oh yeah, you read that right.

In what can only be explained as the end of days, a sex tape of Hulk Hogan and his BFF Bubba's ex-wife has surfaced to haunt us forever.

Before we get into the good stuff, 

I'd like to set the stage.

This is DJ Bubba The Love Sponge,

BFF of Hulk Hogan:

This is his ex-wife, Heather Clem and her dog:

(N.B: Heather and Bubba were married at the time the sex tape was filmed. eeeeeks!)

This is what Hulk Hogan looks like in case you forgot:

This is Linda Hogan:

(Upping the scandal factor, Hulk was married to Linda at the time this was filmed!!)

OK. Stage is set. A full length 30-minute tape is floating around but so far only this one minute clip has been released. Now, the sex is minimal but this tape is still AMAZING thanks entirely to the subtitles. Please enjoy:

Full recap available HERE